Subject: Big Bear Sullivan July 31st 2022, 9:40 pm
GENERAL INFORMATION REAL NAME: SULLIVAN RING NAME: "BIG BEAR" SULLIVAN NICKNAME(S): SULLY, THE BIG BEAR PICTURE BASE: BRUISER BRODY AGE: HFUUHUHFUHDGHD JUST A NUMBER, KID! WOULD YOU ASK HACKENSHMIDT THAT? QUESTION YOU SHOULD ASK IS HOW GOD DAMN PROFESSIONAL ARE YOU TO WHICH ID SAY REALLY FUCKIN HAILING FROM: PENDLETON BY GOD OREGON HEIGHT & WEIGHT: 6'8 340 LIKE A MAN
CHARACTER OVERVIEW CHARACTER SUMMARY: BIG BEAR IS A GOD DAMN VET! ALL OVER THE WORLD ACE, YOU SUMBITCH! JAPAN! MEXICO! THAT FEMMY EUROPE!! ENGLAND! BIG BEAR BEEN THERE AND BIG BEAR WENT CRAZY ON EM. SOLD OUT BULL RINGS WHILE A BULLFIGHT WAS HAPPENING, SHIT YOU NOT. ILL SANDBAG YA IF YOU P ME O, SON! CHARACTERS ARE FOR GOD DAMN MEXICANS IN THEIR MASKS, BUT I CAN WORK THAT FLIPPY SHIT FACE STYLE IF YOU NEED ME TO
FACE/TWEENER/HEEL: WHATEVER THE BIG MAN WANTS, BUT THE BIG BEAR IS A GOD DAMN PRO. YOU WANT WHITE BREAD BABYFACE? CHANGE MY FUCKIN DIAPER COS IM A BABY. YOU WANT A DASTARDLY, SHITSTAIN HEEL? ILL MAKE PEOPLE BRING GUNS TO THE ARENA. YOU WANT A JOB GUY, FALL GUY, MAIN GUY, FIXER, CLEANER, MOPPER, JANITOR, NEED COFFEE…IM YOUR HUCKLEBERRY. PRO FUCKIN FESSIONAL. HOW DO YOU SPELL PROFESSIONAL? P-R-O…FESSIONAL.
STRENGTHS: STRENGTH AND EXPERIENCE AND TRAINED BY THE HOT ROD KID NORMAN TRYBULL OUTTA SOUTH COOS BAY OREGON. HE'LL STRETCH YA. HE'LL MAKE YA YELL AND BEG. BUT YOULL BE THE BEST DAMN GRAPPLER WEST THE WILLAMETTE. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT I KNOW MORE THAN FIFTEEN WAYS TO BEND YA AND STRETCH YA, I SHIT YA NOT. I KNOW, YOU’RE THINKING “BIG BEAR…YOU DON’T LOOK LIKE A LIMEY DICK HUGGER…HOW ARE YOU SO WELL VERSED IN THE CATCH AS CATCH CAN’T DO REAL WRESTLING STYLE?” WELL, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, BUT I WENT TO ENGLAND ONCE. I KNOW. DON’T HOLD IT AGAINST ME. ANYWAY, WENT OVER THERE TO A PLACE CALLED LINDON OR WHATEVER AND WRESTLED, MADE THE CROWD HOT LIKE ALWAYS, PIN ME PAY ME, THEN WENT HOME AND GOT DAMN IT IF I DIDNT MASTER THE STYLE AFTER THAT MATCH. SOME SAY I REINVENTED IT, BUT I SAID “IF YOU SAY THE BIG BEARS NAME AND SUB-MANSION STYLE AGAIN ILL CUT YOUR FUCKIN FACE OFF” SO HERE WE ARE.
ALSO, MATH.
WEAKNESSES: LIQUOR
IN THE RING WRESTLING STYLE: OLD SCHOOL NO FLIPS OR BULLSHIT LIKE THAT BULLSHIT BUNCHA BULLSHIT VANILLA MIDGETS CANT DRAW A DIME I SOLD OUT KOURAKEN FORTY FIVE TIMES YOU SUMBITCH YOUNG BUCKS CANT LACE MY BOOTS.
COMMON MOVES:
THE BASICS DONE BETTER THAN EVER. BASICS LIKE THEY OTTA BE DOWN BOY. HELL, THE BIG BEAR CAN DO A DROPKICK LIKE A GOD DAMN MEXICAN OR PUERTO RICAN OR WHATEVER HE SURE CAN. NONE OF THIS HURRICANANA BULLSHIT THOUGH BUNCHA DUMB FLIPS FROM GYMNAST PANSY BOYS. SAW A LITTLE MEXICAN OR JAPAN KID DO A PILEDRIVER WITH A GOT DAMN FLIP AND I SAID WHAT IN THE SON OF A BITCH IS THAT?! AND I GOT SO MAD I STORMED THE RING AND SANDBAGGED EM BOTH. FOUND OUT LATER IT WAS CALLED A CANADIAN PILEDRIVER AND I SAID WELL THAT MAKES FUCKIN SENSE THOSE GOD DAMN COMMUNIST NAZIS
SUPERKICK
SIGNATURE MOVES (3 MAX): PENDLETON POWER PUNCH - STRONGEST GOTDAMN PUNCH IN THE BIZ, YOU POSERS. KNOCKED OUT BOB MYDELL, THE PACIFIC WESTERN STATES CHAMP, AT A DENTISTS OFFICE WITH IT. AND HE WRESTLED THEM WEIRD NOT JAPANESE SAMOAN DUDES BEFORE.
PENDLETON ROUNDUP - BIG BEAR THROWS HIS VICTIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE AND HITS THEM WITH AN OLD SCHOOL TORNADO LARIAT. SOME KID HAS BEEN DOING IT AND HES BEEN DOING IT WRONG
PENDLETON LARIAT - A RUNNING LARIAT. I KNOW, BIG BEAR DONT NORMALLY HOT DOG OR SHOWBOAT, BUT RUNNING IS AN INTEGRAL PART OF THIS MOVE
FINISHER(S) (3 MAX): PENDLETON PILEDRIVER - SINGLE GREATEST PILEDRIVER SINCE GARY HOOD FROM SOUTH SPRINGFIELD, OREGON. HE SANDBAGGED THE BIG BEAR ONCE, SO BIG BEAR BEAT HIM UP AT AN ALBERTSONS IN FRONT OF HIS KID. DONT YOU SANDBAG THE BIG BEAR!
THE RHAPSODY OF GRIEF AND SADNESS - IT'S A BIG BOOT. I LET MY SON NAME THE MOVE AS AN ATTEMPT TO CONNECT WITH HIM BUT THE BIG BEAR DONT UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS SHIT MAYBE THE BIG BEAR SHOULD FINALLY RETIRE AND GET OFF THE ROAD...REALLY TRY AND CONNECT WITH MY BOY AND TRY AND NOT MAKE HIM SUCH A FAIRY BOY...OR I CAN TAKE HIM ON THE ROAD WITH ME! I NEVER GOT A CHANCE TO TELL HIM HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM AND HOW SORRY I AM FOR NOT BEING THERE FOR HIM WHILE HE WAS A KID OR IN HIGH SCHOOL OR AFTER OR UNTIL ABOUT A YEAR AGO…OR LAST WEEK…AH SHIT, I FORGOT LUNCH YESTERDAY…ANYWAY, THE MOVE IS A BIG BOOT.
NOW EVERYONE SAY HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!!! THATS MY CATCHPHRASE PRONOUNCED LIKE MOOSE. A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK IM SAYING HOSE, BUT ITS HOOSE. LIKE MOOSE.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!!!!
Remington Ivory Prescott and Bob Osterlund have spoken. It’s such good shit!